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I am Sigyn, adopted daughter of the Thief Lord Iwaldis, sister of seven brothers and not the wife of Loki despite what your stories say.((Independent AU Blog for Sigyn. For more information see the about page. Some pages are currently under construction. FC Katheryn Winnick as Lagertha. I am not Sigyn, or Katheryn. Some content may potentially be NSFW/triggering, those posts will be tagged with NSFW or TW, or be under a readmore, or both. Both writer and character are over 18)) ((this blog is 100% Anon Hate free, but the sticker isn't supported by the theme I use))
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captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

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thepeasantcourtier wondered:
"Spit it out!"

thekingofjotunheimr:

thekingofjotunheimr:

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

43. “We’re going on a shopping trip!”

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"Oh, yes," he confirmed. "The stalls are all made out of ice, the most impressive scupltures crafted. Anything is sold, anything you can imagine. From traditional clothing to fountain pens and horses."

"Sounds exciting," Sigyn grinned, "How far is it?"

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
thepeasantcourtier wondered:
"Spit it out!"

thekingofjotunheimr:

thekingofjotunheimr:

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

43. “We’re going on a shopping trip!”

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"It is a rare market, held only once a year, in honour of winter approaching," he explained, smiling politely. "Commoners, peasants, Lords and Ladies; every soul is allowed to attend."

"It sounds wonderful," Sigyn smiled, "Asgard doesn’t have anything like that - so are there special kinds of market stalls then?"

What would your character do if they saw someone trying to undress my character, who was passed out from having too much to drink?

miiiireeeeth:

When some one posts multiple ask memes it doesnt mean disregard all except for the one they most recently posted, it means I am setting up a fucking buffet and my ask box is your plate. So fill that plate up for fucks sake.

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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thepeasantcourtier wondered:
"How do you like your eggs?"

lokigodof:

"H—hard," he stuttered, then looked around, scratching his frizzly morning head. He thought about the warding spell around his house, which obviously hadn’t posed problems for the nice Vanir lady. "Are you a reward for my good behaviour?"

"Do you want me to be?" Sigyn asked with a smile, rather amused by his expression, "Thor decided that you deserved a little something for getting on so well down here and… well, they asked me," she chuckled, "One lost bet about the horses with Fandral later and the manner of my appearance was set - you don’t mind, do you?"

thepeasantcourtier wondered:
(lovebites meme) "Sorry about those... I must've got a bit carried away..."

talktotwhiddlestondarling:

My muse has love bites in the most indiscreet places and has failed to cover them. What does your muse do/say?

Tom laughed softly and ran his fingers lightly over the tender skin of his neck and his collar bones. Purple and red bruises peppered his usually clean skin and Tom looked at the young woman with a raised eyebrow. “Carried away indeed Sigyn…revenge will be sweet.”

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"Well as long as you don’t have any interviews or something you’ll be going to in the next couple of days you’ll be fine," Sigyn chuckled at his comment of revenge, "You’ve got me worried now… what would you like for breakfast?"

makochantachibanana:

tennants-hair:

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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and, of course, from henry v

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ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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did

did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke

yes

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